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THE 21 BURSTS OF LAUGHTER🤣🤣

HERE ARE SOME FUNNY JOKES. HOW'VER, NOT ALL OF THEM ARE CREATED BY ME. IN FACT, ONLY A FEW I MADE MYSELF LIKE Q3, Q4, Q21, ETC AND OTHERS ARE SELECTED FROM MANY WEBSITES AND SOME ARE MODIFIED FROM THE ORIGINALS. NOW, THAT DOESN'T MATTER, WHAT MATTERS IS THAT IT WILL CAUSE YOU TO LAUGH. IT'S FOR SURE! GO ON, AHEAD ARE THE 21 EXCITING JOKES. THEY WANT PEOPLE TO LAUGH AT THEM, DO THEM THE FAVOUR...! -                👍👍👍


                   THE 21 BURSTS OF LAUGHTER!


Q1. What is the biggest lie in the entire universe? A. "I have read and agree to the Terms & Conditions."🗎

Q2. Why did the PowerPoint Presentation cross the road? A. To get to the other slide. 🚙🚘🚗

Q3. Which of Santa's reindeer has the worst manners? A. RUDE-olph...!

Q4: What do you call a lazy baby kangaroo? A: A pouch potato. 🦘

Q5: What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? A: "Dam!" 🐟

Q6: How did Ancient People say vegetarian? A: "Bad hunter!" 🧔

Q7: Most people have the idea that the meaning of a Balanced Diet is standing with beef of equal weights in both hands!🐔🐔⚖️⚖️

Q8: Which dog breed chases anything that's red? A: A bull dog* 🐮🐶🔴🟥

Q9: Why was the math book sad? A: Because it had so many problems. 十一Х÷

Q10: What the Easter Bunny’s favorite dance move? A: The bunny hop. 🐇🐇🐰🐰

Q11: A fellow coach, Bob, was talking about one such player, who called him at home one night. When his wife informed the kid that Bob wasn't home, he became frantic and said he had to speak to the coach right away. "Just calm down, and I'll have him call you as soon as he gets home," the coach's wife told him. "What's your number?" The flustered kid replied, "SEVEN". -- CHRISTIANO RONALDO!!!!⚽


Q12: Why didn't I speak when I was born? A: When I was born I was so surprised, I didn’t talk for a year and a half.😵😯😮

Q13: WHAT DO I GIVE HER ON HER BIRTHDAY? It’s my sister's birthday tomorrow. A: Last week, I asked her what she wanted as a present. “Oh, I don’t know,” she said. “Just give me something with diamonds.” That’s why I’m giving her a pack of playing cards.💠🔷🃆🃄

Q14: Where do birds go for coffee? A: To the NESTcafe!☕🐦🐦

Q15: Which dessert is perfect for eating in bed? A: A sheet cake. 🥮🎂🛌🛌

Q16: Which musical genre makes balloons terrified? A: Pop.🎈

Q17: What’s the difference between a piano and a tuna? A: You can tune a piano, but you can’t piano a tuna.🐠🐟

Q18. How are stars like false teeth? A. They both come out at night!🌠⭐🌟🌃 🦷🦷

Q19. How do vampires start their letters? A. "Tomb it may concern..."👻🧛 🌹🌹

Q: What did their parents say when they heard that Oxygen and Magnesium were going to get married? A: OMg! 👰🤵🧪⚗

Q21: What's an autocorrect quote? A: All's WE'LL if it ends WE'LL. Please don't fall I'LL!!💻🖳








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*FACT: BULLS ARE COLOR-BLIND AND DO NOT GET ANGERED ON SEEING THE RED COLOR. THEY ARE ANGERED BY THE CONTINUOUS WAVING MOVEMENT OF THE CLOTH. BULL-ANGRY-ON-SEEING-THE-RED IS A MYTH.




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                                    (WRITTEN BY) - KUBER NAG

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