Writer's Wonder

HONK IS HONKING THE HORN IN HIS CAR OF ADVENTURE! IN THIS, THERE'S A LOT OF DIGGING AND DIGGING AND DIGGING!!! AND FINDING AND DECODING AND FINALLY ARRESTING!!! THE 5TH BOOK OF MR. HONK, THE SIRLANESE DETECTIVE, HAS ARRIVED!                       MR. HONK : THE KIDNAPPER (FIFTH BOOK) MR. HONK WAS WALKING ALONG THE TAMPOLINER LANE ONE EVENING WITH SAMUEL NORTJE BY HIS SIDE WHEN HE SAW A DARK SHADOW UNDER THE STREET LIGHTS . HE WAS TRYING TO DO SOMETHING VERY SECRETLY AND WAS LOOKING HERE AND THERE TO MAKE SURE NO ONE WAS LOOKING .👀 LUCKILY HE DID NOT NOTICE MR. HONK AND NORTJE , IN THE DARKNESS , WATCHING HIM FROM A DISTANCE . THE MAN WAS DOING SOMETHING IN THE BUSHES  AND THEN HE STARTED TO BEND DOWN AND DIG THE SOIL .♠ THEN, HE PACKED UP HIS BAG🎒 AND PREPARED TO LEAVE . HONK FOLLOWED HIM TO SOUTH CROSS STREET WHERE SUDDENLY THE MAN DISAPPEARED IN THE DARKNESS .     ALL MR. HONK COULD HEAR 👂 WAS A SUDDEN SHRIEK OF PAIN AND THEN WHEN HE RAN TO THE SPOT WITH HIS R

                                                             MRS. PUSSY NOW, HERE, MRS. PUSSY, TELL ME - WHY DO YOU SCRATCH?🐱 WHY DO YOU GET ANGRY👿 IF THERE'S A LI'L THOUGHT MISMATCH ? WHY DO YOU GIVE OUT A PURR , A MEOW , A CRY ? IS IT BECAUSE YOU ARE SAD THAT YOU CAN NOT FLY ?🐤🐥 WHY DO YOU , MRS. PUSSY, DEVOUR THE TINY RATS ?◽ WHY DO YOU, IN FANTASY BOOKS ,📕 OFTEN WEAR HATS ?🎩 WHAT IS THE REASON BEHIND YOUR LOVE FOR MILK 🍼🥛 AND FISH ?🐠🐟 AND THE TASTY SOUP IN YOUR MUMMY'S YELLOW DISH ? 🟡 NOW WHY DO YOU, MRS. PUSSY , HAVE TEMPER ISSUES WITH RATS ?🐀 WHEN YOU YOURSELF BELONG TO THE TRIBE OF PERSIAN CATS ? WHY DO THE EGYPTIANS CONSIDER YOU PUSSIES CLOSE TO GOD?🇪🇬☀️ WHY DO YOU PUSSIES ACT SO VERY ODD? WHY DO YOU LI'L CATS GIVE DIFFERENT POSES IN FRONT OF THE CAM?📷📷 MRS. PUSSY: - NOW, WHAT TO DO? THAT'S HOW I AM!                                       Interview by: Kuber Nag; Job: Rat Chasing; Hired: No

Just wait for it.....                            HALF - CENTURY!!!!! RAISE YOUR BAT, AND DO APPLAUSE, 🏏👏 YES, YES, I DO HAVE CAUSE... CAN YOU GUESS WHAT'S THE MATTER? NO, IT ISN'T A BOWLER OR A BATTER, BUT, A HALF-CENTURY FOR ''WRITER'S WONDER''! --- 50 POSTS UP AT LAST; AND SURELY WILL COME MANY MORE, THAT I PROMISE WILL NEVER EVER MAKE SOMEONE BORE!! SIRLISH STORIES WILL COME BACK, AND SO WILL CYBERTRON,🌌🌎 'CAUSE ALL KNOW THAT IT HAS AGAIN BEEN REBORN!! MR. HONK, THE DETECTIVE - NO REST FOR HIM TOO, HE SUSPECTS EVERYTHING; EVEN A COW'S ''MOO''!! 🐄🐮 COTTLE REFDART? SORRY, HE DIED AND WOULD NEVER COME BACK. BUT THE MIGHTY SIRLISH MONARCHY WILL SOON COME BACK TO TRACK!!👑 NOW CAN THIS BATSMAN CONVERT TO A BIG SCORE, HIS START? CAN HE GET TO HIS CENTURY WITHOUT COTTLE REFDART???   A HALF CENTURY IS AN EXTREMELY SMALL SCORE IN A TEST MATCH. HE, AS AN OPENER, WOULD LIKE TO STAY NOT OUT AS LONG AS POSSIBLE AND HIT AS MANY RUNS AS PO