Celebrate the Half Century!!! 50th Blog Special!!

Just wait for it.....

HALF - CENTURY!!!!!

RAISE YOUR BAT, AND DO APPLAUSE, 🏏👏

YES, YES, I DO HAVE CAUSE...

CAN YOU GUESS WHAT'S THE MATTER?

NO, IT ISN'T A BOWLER OR A BATTER,

BUT, A HALF-CENTURY FOR ''WRITER'S WONDER''!

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50 POSTS UP AT LAST; AND SURELY WILL COME MANY MORE,

THAT I PROMISE WILL NEVER EVER MAKE SOMEONE BORE!!

SIRLISH STORIES WILL COME BACK, AND SO WILL CYBERTRON,🌌🌎

'CAUSE ALL KNOW THAT IT HAS AGAIN BEEN REBORN!!

MR. HONK, THE DETECTIVE - NO REST FOR HIM TOO,

HE SUSPECTS EVERYTHING; EVEN A COW'S ''MOO''!! 🐄🐮

COTTLE REFDART? SORRY, HE DIED AND WOULD NEVER COME BACK.

BUT THE MIGHTY SIRLISH MONARCHY WILL SOON COME BACK TO TRACK!!👑

NOW CAN THIS BATSMAN CONVERT TO A BIG SCORE, HIS START?

CAN HE GET TO HIS CENTURY WITHOUT COTTLE REFDART???

A HALF CENTURY IS AN EXTREMELY SMALL SCORE IN A TEST MATCH. HE, AS AN OPENER, WOULD LIKE TO STAY NOT OUT AS LONG AS POSSIBLE AND HIT AS MANY RUNS AS POSSIBLE... COMMENTATOR (AND PLAYER:) KUBER NAG

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