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GHOSTS๐Ÿ‘ป๐Ÿ‘ป๐Ÿ‘ป๐Ÿ‘ป

                                                              GHOSTS๐Ÿ‘ป๐Ÿ‘ป

LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT GHOSTS,๐Ÿ‘ป

THE HORROR MOVIES AND STORIES' HOSTS,

OFTEN INVISIBLE, OFTEN CAN BE SEEN,

ONE IS TOO OLD,๐Ÿ‘ด ANOTHER A TEEN,

THEY ONLY SCARE YOU, THEY DO NOT EAT,๐Ÿ”๐Ÿ–๐Ÿฅ“๐Ÿง†

ALTHOUGH THEY SAY, "HUNGRY..FOR..MEAT!"๐Ÿ—๐Ÿฅฉ

THEY AREN'T ZOMBIES, THEY'RE REALLY FAST!

THEY'RE IN THE ROOM, NEXT MOMENT: ON A SHIP'S MAST!๐Ÿšข๐Ÿ”ฑ⚓๐Ÿ›ณ

YOU DON'T DISTURB THEM, THE WON'T SCARE YOU,๐Ÿšซ

YOU DO DISTURB, THEY CAN LET YOU KNOW BETTER TOO!

THEY NEED AN APARTMENT, "THE HAUNTED HOUSE".

THERE THEY'LL CHASE YOU, AS A CAT ๐Ÿ˜ธCHASES A MOUSE๐Ÿญ!

GOOD THAT THEY'RE ALREADY DEAD,

OR ELSE HOW WOULD THEY SEPERATE THEIR BODY FROM THE HEAD?๐Ÿ‘จ‍๐Ÿฆฒ

OH! WITH THAT COMES THE GHOST AT NIGHT!

SWITCHING OFF ALL THE WHITE TUBE LIGHTS!

LAUGHING AND SCREAMING, "HUNGRY FOR MEAT"๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜ฑ

I SAY, "COME ON, PLEASE HAVE A SEAT!"

NO, I'M NOT SO BRAVE๐Ÿ’ช AS A LION,๐Ÿฆ

I DO NOT KNOW IF THE GHOST IS AN INDIAN! ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ณ

SO I SWITCH ON THE LIGHTS, THE PRANKSTER GOES,

WAS IT REALLY A PRANKSTER? NOBODY KNOWS!

                                                                                        --- MR. CREEPY GHOST'S NEXT TARGET

                                                                                                        (KUBER NAG OF KOLKATA)

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