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Murder at Chiseley๐Ÿ”ช๐Ÿ”ช

MURDER AT CHISELEY In the play are: - Mr. Pascal  Mr. Marques Pascal, referred to as only Pascal in the play is a French migrant from Earth to Oxfordshire in Sirlane in planet Willtron. He is the main character of this play who is unmarried and leads a simple life in a small house in Oxenfordshire. It is also known that he works 9 to 5.  Mr. Saunders   Mr. Ross Saunders, whom we get to know as Saunders in the play, is a co-employee of Pascal. That's all we know about him. Oh, yes... And he is always straight to the point and sometimes a bit impatient. Mr. Ratkin   Juveres Aguero Ratkin, a native of the northern countryside of Sirlane and known as Ratkin throughout the play has the status of being the favourite employee in Pascal's office. By favourite, I mean the boss' favourite, all others are jealous of him, though. He is 21. Mr. Ruffus  A mysterious kind of a person, a new employee in the office. He is a resident of Chiseley. He has not given any other inform...
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Emperor Sultan : Paw Castle

Emperor Sultan : Paw Castle           Paws up! Paws down!๐Ÿพ๐Ÿพ๐Ÿพ Whether white or reddish-brown , Mul tico lour beagle, All should smile and none should frown!๐Ÿ˜Šโœ…โ˜น๏ธโŒ In the court of the emperor,๐Ÿคด๐Ÿ‘‘๐Ÿถ Almighty Sultan sir, The ruler of whole Doggyland County , In the air , your nose , you stir ! Stand or sit, who cares?๐Ÿšน๐Ÿ’บโ“โ“ But without attention , who dares To greet the emperor shall Do nothing but he only stares!๐Ÿ˜ณ Bark at once when He enters,๐Ÿ•๐Ÿ• Whether nobles or farmers ,๐Ÿ’‚๐Ÿ‘ฉโ€๐ŸŒพ๐Ÿšœ When he sits, all sit down, And respect all his powers ! Red linen cloth lies there, Leading to the throne's top layer ,๐Ÿšฉ Huge hall with paintings old ,๐Ÿ–ผ๏ธ Lit with gold and a red soft chair! Magnificent hall, At a corner is the Ball! Delicious chewbones, pastries ,๐Ÿ˜‹๐Ÿฐ Chicken too among them all.๐Ÿ—                                     An adaptation from "A Description Of Paw Castle's ...

The Adventures of Mr Honk: The Violet Murder (1st part: The Violet Detector)

  Ok...ok...ok! At first, a great apology from my dear doggo - Sultan as he was the one who had first placed a paw on my laptop on some mysterious button, that resulted in the corruption of the hard disk, all this mess resulting in a huge 'Blog Drought'. And finally, now on 17th May of 2022, it's me again with the keyboard to execute onto this screen the sixth story of Mr. Arnes Honk with his assistant Sammy Nortje, and this time these two will be handling a murder case, their first ever I reckon!!!                    The Adventures of Mr Honk: The Violet Murder  T his was one of the most thrilling and difficult cases that Mr. Honk had ever faced.  The case was brought to his notice by Ollie Muffet who was the chief-minister of the neighbouring state of Mailnid. Mr. Honk could not leave out on such an important case not because there was money in it but as he could not sleep peacefully before knowing the actual culpri...

MR. HONK: THE KIDNAPPERS (FIFTH STORY OF MR. HONK)

HONK IS HONKING THE HORN IN HIS CAR OF ADVENTURE! IN THIS, THERE'S A LOT OF DIGGING AND DIGGING AND DIGGING!!! AND FINDING AND DECODING AND FINALLY ARRESTING!!! THE 5TH BOOK OF MR. HONK, THE SIRLANESE DETECTIVE, HAS ARRIVED!                       MR. HONK : THE KIDNAPPER (FIFTH BOOK) MR. HONK WAS WALKING ALONG THE TAMPOLINER LANE ONE EVENING WITH SAMUEL NORTJE BY HIS SIDE WHEN HE SAW A DARK SHADOW UNDER THE STREET LIGHTS . HE WAS TRYING TO DO SOMETHING VERY SECRETLY AND WAS LOOKING HERE AND THERE TO MAKE SURE NO ONE WAS LOOKING .๐Ÿ‘€ LUCKILY HE DID NOT NOTICE MR. HONK AND NORTJE , IN THE DARKNESS , WATCHING HIM FROM A DISTANCE . THE MAN WAS DOING SOMETHING IN THE BUSHES  AND THEN HE STARTED TO BEND DOWN AND DIG THE SOIL .โ™  THEN, HE PACKED UP HIS BAG๐ŸŽ’ AND PREPARED TO LEAVE . HONK FOLLOWED HIM TO SOUTH CROSS STREET WHERE SUDDENLY THE MAN DISAPPEARED IN THE DARKNESS .     ALL MR. HONK COULD HEAR ?...

Mrs. Pussy's Interview...

                                                             MRS. PUSSY NOW, HERE, MRS. PUSSY, TELL ME - WHY DO YOU SCRATCH?๐Ÿฑ WHY DO YOU GET ANGRY๐Ÿ‘ฟ IF THERE'S A LI'L THOUGHT MISMATCH ? WHY DO YOU GIVE OUT A PURR , A MEOW , A CRY ? IS IT BECAUSE YOU ARE SAD THAT YOU CAN NOT FLY ?๐Ÿค๐Ÿฅ WHY DO YOU , MRS. PUSSY, DEVOUR THE TINY RATS ?โ—ฝ WHY DO YOU, IN FANTASY BOOKS ,๐Ÿ“• OFTEN WEAR HATS ?๐ŸŽฉ WHAT IS THE REASON BEHIND YOUR LOVE FOR MILK ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿฅ› AND FISH ?๐Ÿ ๐ŸŸ AND THE TASTY SOUP IN YOUR MUMMY'S YELLOW DISH ? ๐ŸŸก NOW WHY DO YOU, MRS. PUSSY , HAVE TEMPER ISSUES WITH RATS ?๐Ÿ€ WHEN YOU YOURSELF BELONG TO THE TRIBE OF PERSIAN CATS ? WHY DO THE EGYPTIANS CONSIDER YOU PUSSIES CLOSE TO GOD?๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡ฌโ˜€๏ธ WHY DO YOU PUSSIES ACT SO VERY ODD? WHY DO YOU LI'L CATS GIVE DIFFERENT POSES IN FRONT OF THE CAM?๐Ÿ“ท๐Ÿ“ท MRS. PUSSY: - NOW, WHAT TO DO? THAT'S HOW I AM! ...

Celebrate the Half Century!!! 50th Blog Special!!

Just wait for it.....                            HALF - CENTURY!!!!! RAISE YOUR BAT, AND DO APPLAUSE, ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ‘ YES, YES, I DO HAVE CAUSE... CAN YOU GUESS WHAT'S THE MATTER? NO, IT ISN'T A BOWLER OR A BATTER, BUT, A HALF-CENTURY FOR ''WRITER'S WONDER''! --- 50 POSTS UP AT LAST; AND SURELY WILL COME MANY MORE, THAT I PROMISE WILL NEVER EVER MAKE SOMEONE BORE!! SIRLISH STORIES WILL COME BACK, AND SO WILL CYBERTRON,๐ŸŒŒ๐ŸŒŽ 'CAUSE ALL KNOW THAT IT HAS AGAIN BEEN REBORN!! MR. HONK, THE DETECTIVE - NO REST FOR HIM TOO, HE SUSPECTS EVERYTHING; EVEN A COW'S ''MOO''!! ๐Ÿ„๐Ÿฎ COTTLE REFDART? SORRY, HE DIED AND WOULD NEVER COME BACK. BUT THE MIGHTY SIRLISH MONARCHY WILL SOON COME BACK TO TRACK!!๐Ÿ‘‘ NOW CAN THIS BATSMAN CONVERT TO A BIG SCORE, HIS START? CAN HE GET TO HIS CENTURY WITHOUT COTTLE REFDART???   A HALF CENTURY IS AN EXTREMELY SMALL SCORE IN A TEST MATCH. HE, AS AN OPENER, WOULD LIKE TO STAY NOT OUT AS LONG AS POSSIBLE AND ...

4 SLICES OF DOMINO'S ๐Ÿ•๐Ÿ•

                                                    4 SLICES OF DOMINO'S Have you something delicious ๐Ÿ˜‹ for breakfast , snacks or dinner ? Something crunchy , munchy , cheesy , yummy ? That's the only winner! No ? So bad! Cause I was hoping for the smell of a tasty pizza slice ๐Ÿ• So so double triple cheese , that out come the mice !! ๐Ÿ๐Ÿญ Crunchy crust below, the sauce , the toppings above that,๐Ÿ The black olives , tomato ,๐Ÿ… mushrooms ๐Ÿ„ , capsicums , chilli-flakes ,๐ŸŒถ๏ธ   veggies are never bad!!! My favourite - Farmhouse is nice and creamy inside-out;๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜‹ But non-veg pizzas if offered to me, I know not what's being spoken about ...๐Ÿ˜’๐Ÿ˜’ WOW! With Pepsi or Thumbs Up , and seasoning , oregano , Amazing as you bite off the delicious baked dough ! For Pizzas , nothing e...

The First Man On Willtron - A Historical Documentary On Willtronese Mankind

  Ah! Finally, a blog!! For so many days this naughty computer was doing a lot of mischief and at last a well-trained and a good machine... So let me resume Writer's Wonder with a very interesting Sirlane documentaryโ€“                                                 THE FIRST MAN ON WILLTRON                                                                 A post by a Sirlish scientific researcher -                                                                                 Quinton Rostoffer. Millions of gala...

HOW CAN ONE IDENTIFY SULLU?๐Ÿ•๐Ÿ•

                                              I HOW ONE CAN IDENTIFY SULLU!  THE SOFT     BROWN VELVETTY FUR, ๐Ÿ• THE UNBELIEVABLE BAD ODOUR, ๐Ÿ˜– THE FAT AND CUTE BODY TOO, ๐Ÿ˜Š DONT ASK ME IT IS "WHO???" โ“โ”โ“๐Ÿ˜ง๐Ÿ˜ต IT'S SULTAN, THE GREATEST  OF  DOGS , ๐Ÿ‘‘๐Ÿ‘‘๐Ÿถ๐Ÿถ HE DOESN'T EAT SHOES ๐Ÿ‘ž HE DOESN'T PULL SOCKS,  ๐Ÿงฆ SULLU, THE ADMIRABLE SHORT NAME , ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘  ACQUIRES A LOT OF FAME! ๐Ÿ™Œ JUST CUDDLE HIM AND UNDERSTAND , ๐Ÿ˜ป THE SOFTY FUR AS GOLDEN AS SAND , โณ BUT MOST OF ALL, THE BEAUTIFUL EYES, ๐Ÿ‘€ THE BROWN GENTLE BALLS OF HIS EYES , ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘ THE FAN-LIKE TAIL ,๐ŸŒฌ THE FLAPPY EARS,๐Ÿ‘‚๐Ÿ‘‚ HE ALWAYS LAUGHS, ๐Ÿ˜ƒ๐Ÿ˜„๐Ÿ˜ HE NEVER SHEDS TEARS.๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ข THE BELLY RUBS , CAN BE SO SWEET ,๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’Œ๐Ÿฅฐ๐Ÿ’“๐Ÿ’ SURPRISINGLY, HE DOESN'T LIKE TO EAT, HOW JOYFUL MY SULLU IS!๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜ƒ THE SWEET BLACK NOSE OF HIS!โšซ๐Ÿ‘ƒ            ...

SIRLANE โ€” A country

Okay, let's keep it simple. We'll not talk about something in particular but the whole Sirlane at a quick glance! Let us see how much you know about this wonderful country created by me! The official SIRLANESE Flag - Sirlish Purple-Gold-Red Right! Have you learnt about Sirlane? The country one can reach by any train,  The large country, the first of all, With war-less monarchy! To prevent political downfall!! The country with a numerous trees. ๐ŸŒณ๐ŸŒณ Surrounded by 18 seas! ๐ŸŒŠ๐ŸŒŠ๐ŸŒŠ Has a total of 58 states, but no rivalry, no city gates. King Joseph Arthur, Queen Catherine Dale, ๐Ÿ‘‘๐Ÿ‘ธ๐Ÿคด Together rule and never fail. Good with sports, no doubt about that, With ball, with bat, with stick, with bat! โšฝ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ‘๐ŸŽพ The Royal Crown, the Royal Sceptre, Are symbols of absolute power. So nice to see their coat of arms, The military, their tidy garms. River Blake (Rift valley: Mostorn Gulf) River Blake, the longest river, Lake Wowbe, largest lake, National flower - the Tulip, And national snack - c...

THE KINGDOM OF THE BOOKS๐Ÿ“š๐Ÿ“”๐Ÿ“•๐Ÿ“–๐Ÿ“—๐Ÿ“˜๐Ÿ“™

                                                    The Kingdom of Books                                                                        ๐Ÿ“—๐Ÿ“˜๐Ÿ“•๐Ÿ“™๐Ÿ“š๐Ÿ•ฎ๐Ÿ“– There once was a kingdom, The Kingdom of the Books , Where books were people , pens were pets   And paper planes were rooks !  Most knowledgeable  ๐ŸŽ“ of them all  Was Thesaurus English Dictionary , whom all called Dic , Their only Prime Minister was always too sick .๐Ÿค’ ๐ŸŒก ๐Ÿ’‰๐Ÿ’Š He said he had bookworms In his    i n t e s t i n e , That's why his stomach was Never too fine! There obviously was a King - King Robin Hood III  ๐Ÿ‘‘ And the Que...

GHOSTS๐Ÿ‘ป๐Ÿ‘ป๐Ÿ‘ป๐Ÿ‘ป

                                                                GHOSTS ๐Ÿ‘ป๐Ÿ‘ป LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT GHOSTS ,๐Ÿ‘ป THE HORROR MOVIES AND STORIES' HOSTS , OFTEN INVISIBLE , OFTEN CAN BE SEEN , ONE IS TOO OLD ,๐Ÿ‘ด ANOTHER A TEEN , THEY ONLY SCARE YOU, THEY DO NOT EAT ,๐Ÿ”๐Ÿ–๐Ÿฅ“๐Ÿง† ALTHOUGH THEY SAY, "HUNGRY..FOR..MEAT!"๐Ÿ—๐Ÿฅฉ THEY AREN'T ZOMBIES , THEY'RE REALLY FAST! THEY'RE IN THE ROOM, NEXT MOMENT: ON A SHIP'S MAST !๐Ÿšข๐Ÿ”ฑโš“๐Ÿ›ณ YOU DON'T DISTURB THEM, THE WON'T SCARE YOU,๐Ÿšซ YOU DO DISTURB, THEY CAN LET YOU KNOW BETTER TOO! THEY NEED AN APARTMENT, "THE HAUNTED HOUSE" . THERE THEY'LL CHASE YOU, AS A CAT  ๐Ÿ˜ธCHASES A MOUSE๐Ÿญ ! GOOD THAT THEY'RE ALREADY DEAD , OR ELSE HOW WOULD THEY SEPERATE THEIR BODY FROM THE HEAD ?๐Ÿ‘จโ€๐Ÿฆฒ OH! WITH THAT COMES THE GHOST AT NIGHT! S...