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When School Changed!!!

                                A STRANGE DREAM

Last night, I had a strange dream, a very very strange one. (Actually, there's no surprise. Not a single night in my life has gone without a strange dream or a nightmare.)👻 But, this one was a completely different and special imaginary thought. It was about school.🏫 Yes, my very own school. But, it wasn't the same at all!!😕 

    This abrupt alter might have taken place because of Corona-issue. (That's why most of the changes are occurring in 2020.)☹️

    Way before the road to the school starts, there appeared to be a blue-silvery gate with a guard sleeping on a chair😴 at its entrance. I was sitting in an autorickshaw as the bus services were unavailable then. Remember, this is only an odd dream which I did not enjoy while sleeping. 😨

Everything looked so different.😶 You had to walk 1 Kilometer to get to the school because the autos were not permitted to enter through the gate. Millions and billions of my friends joined me on the long walk, obviously wearing the rubber gloves.🧤 I too had to trot through the middle of a vast pink-coloured pavement, and of course, not missing out to wear the uncomfortable mask! Oof!😷😵

     Just at eleven-thirty a.m. (It was strange because when I left home, it was 11:29 A.M and after half-an-hour of boring ride, it was just 1 minute completed!!!), we passed through another silly gate [a bluish-green gate with translucent salmon-pink doors] and ended up in a large room with a brown door! 🚪

Beyond the door I saw the real School and beside it was a comparatively smaller building, again blue-coloured (THIS IS BORING!) with two men standing at the entry wearing masks, 😷gloves and face-covers and carrying three bottles of choking hand sanitizer.🧴 On entering, we, or rather I saw that I was alone There were fifty rooms - 25 each on every floor {that's it! You now know that there were a total of 4 floors} and it was like an individual tutoring ground. Every single student had their own rooms (like cells in a police station) and had only one teacher in their rooms who would teach them - just for 1 HOUR! ⏰

There were batches for every class. Like ↷

(11:30-12:30) Class 6 A,B; (12:30-01:30) Class 6 C,D,E;...

It was already annoying and surprising that I had to enter the blue 🔹 building instead of the real school!🏛 Now, I could not believe that I wasn't seeing a dream. {At that time I didn't have a clue I had been in a dream.} There was a huge table, again a blue coloured one, which was covered with a glass tile.🖽 In fact, the only chair, the teacher's desk all were covered with glass and plastic. I was there for 1 hour. The teacher in my room was Sutapa ma'am. She was going to teach me History - The Rise of Buddhism. Nothing was understood and after 50 minutes of boring lessons, Sutapa Ma'am said, "Kuber, tell me short notes about Buddha's early life." The answer was what I had understood from the whole chapter and I had hardly listened or paid attention to any of the studies. That was when I was saved! 😃❗❗

My mother woke me from sleep. Ye! But, do you want to know when I woke up from bed today? It was 11:30 A.M!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!🕥


        ---KUBER NAG

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