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A DAY WITH A DOGGO, A VERY VERY SILLY ONE....

 A DOGGO IS FULL OF TROUBLE ALWAYS, ...ALWAYS!!!!! AT LEAST, MY "LITTLE CUTE" SULTAN IS THE NAUGHTIEST AND MOST MISCHIEVOUS DOG, I CAN CONFIRM THAT. WHILE HE IS EATING I SHALL QUICKLY WRITE ABOUT HOW I FEEL WITH THAT PERSIAN RULER IN THE HOUSE DOING ALL KINDS OF NUISANCE! OR ELSE, WHEN HE IS DONE WITH HIS FOOD, HE WILL POUNCE ON ME, LICKING ME AND I'LL NOT BE ABLE TO WRITE ANYMORE.

TIP: DO NOT MEET SULTAN. IF YOU WANT TO, IT IS AT YOUR OWN RISK. YOUR SANDALS WOULD BE SAFE, HE DOESN'T TOUCH THEM (((BUT MY PARROT, RANCHO DOES))), BUT....THER'S A BUT. HE LIKES HANDKERCHIEF MORE THAN ANYTHING IN THE WORLD.

                A DAY WITH A DOGGO🐕🐕🐕🐕🐕🐕🐕🐕🐕

“GOOD MORNING, DADA!” THE SILLY 1-YEAR-9-MONTH-OLD DOGGY GREETS ME WITH  A WAGGING TAIL AND SOFT PAWS AND A LICKING TONGUE AND A SNIFFING NOSE WITH WHISKERS. HE GETS SO EXCITED TO GO TO THE TERRACE THAT HE FORGETS TO BRUSH HIS TEETH! SO, HE NEVER BRUSHES HIS TEETH, EXCEPT THURSDAY WHEN HIS “SIR” COMES TO BATHE HIM. ACTUALLY, I GO TO THE TERRACE WITH MY FATHER, SOMETIMES MY MOTHER, AND ALWAYS THE CUTE SULTAN. AT THAT TIME, WHILE I DO EXERCISE, HE RUNS AROUND LIKE A MAD DOG CHASING THE GREEN TENNIS BALL WHICH HE HAD STOLEN FROM ME.😆😆😆👅🐽

BACK TO ROOM, HE GETS TOO TIRED TO STAY AWAKE. HE SLEEPS. I JUST…JUST FEEL LIKE I HUG HIM, CUDDLE HIM AND GET ON HIM WRESTLING. LATER IN THE DAY, WHEN I TAKE MY ONLINE CLASSES HE SITS BESIDE THE LAPTOP, IN A VERY💻 INTELLECTUAL MANNER AS IF HE IS THE GREAT WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE AND AS IF HE DOES UNDERSTAND EVERY SINGLE WORD OR SENTENCE THE TEACHER IS TEACHING. SPECIALLY, WHEN RUPKATHA MA’AM TAKES OUR BIOLOGY OR CHEMISTRY CLASSES, HE RUNS AWAY FROM THE ROOM AND GOES SITS IN ANOTHER. THIS IS BECAUSE, SHE IS A VERY STRICT TEACHER AND THE DODDO DOD IS VERY AFRAID OF HER. SUCH A SILLY LITTLE INNOCENT FAT ANIMAL!🐕

               FEEDING THE SILLY BOY IS A THING OF PATIENCE AND A LONG MOVIE. HE DOESN’T WANT TO EAT HIS FOOD AT ALL. SUPPOSE, HIS FOOD IS VERY BAD AND HE DOESN’T LIKE IT.

               IT SEEMS THAT, WHILE HE’S RUNNING HE IS LOOKING AT ME, SMILING AND TELLING ME, “LOOK, YOU UNFORTUNATE BROTHER. YOU’RE DOIN EKSARSIZE AND I’M DOIN PLAY PLAY!” AND I, IN RETURN SAY TO HIM (IN MY OWN MIND), “I ENJOY MY EXERCISE!”🐶

               WHEN MY SILLY DOGGO, SULTAN COMES DOWN TO THE HIS FOOD. HE, BUT, LIKES ALL THE TASTY AND YUMMY FOOD LIKE – SWEETS SUCH AS RASGULLA, SONDESH, ETC. AND BIRYANI, CAKES, CHOCOLATES. EVERYDAY, MOST OF THEM, HE IS SCOLDED BY MOTHER AND SOMETIMES FATHER, EVEN RANCHO DOES, “CACKKAC…CKA: SULLU! EAT!”

               1 DAY IN 10 DAYS DOES HE LIKE HIS FOOD, THE FOOD GIVEN TO HIM.

               THE MOST DISTURBING AND ANNOYING THING ABOUT SULTAN AHMEDT KHAN IS THAT HE OFTEN COMES IN FRONT OF THE CAMERA, AND MA’AM CANNOT SEE ME IN THE ZOOM MEETING, ONLY THE DOG. SOMETIMES MA’AM CAN SEE ME BUT BEHIND ME SITTING OR STANDING IS THE FOOLISH BABY, AND HE WINKS AT THE CAMERA!!!!😳😝😜😆😅👀

               WHEN CLASS GETS OVER, THIS DOG IS UNBELIEVABLY UNCONTROLLABLE. HE ROLLS ON THE FLOOR, PULLS MY HANDKERCHIEF, ASKS FOR A BELLY-RUB, WHAT NOT! HE PULLS MY CLOTHES AND HANDKEYS, PANTS AND ALL THAT STUFF WITH AN ATTITUDE, “THIS IS MINE! GIB! GIB!”😡🅺

               SO SWEEEEEETTTT…..T…!

WHEN I WATCH DOCUMENTARIES ON TELEVISION, HE LISTENS TO THEM CAREFULLY, WHEN I VIEW LIVE CRICKET MATCHES, HE DOES SILENT COMMENTARY; AND WHEN I WATCH MORAL STORIES… HE FALLS IN LOVE WITH THE WITCHES AND MONSTRESSES!

OUR NEW HANKY GAME WINNER
SULTAN!!!!!!!!!!!!


IT FEELS SO SOFT, COZY AND COMFORTABLE WHEN I MAKE THE EMPEROR MY LOVELY SIDEPILLOW, WHEN I IMAGINE HE TALKS WITH ME IN A VERY LIGHT AND TIRED TONE, “DADA! I DREAM OF CHOKATES! AND KAKES! AND JILIPI! AND…RANCHO!!!*” (*RANCHO IS MY PARROT.) THIS BABY THEN SAYS, “GOODNITE DADA” AND SLEEPS. SILLY LITTLE THING! HE DOESN’T EVEN KNOW IT IS AFTERNOON NOT NIGHT!

               HE DOES SNORES OFF DURING MOST OF THE EVENING. BUT AT NIGHT, YOU COME TO KNOW THAT HE IS A VERY PAWS-CHIEVOUS DOGGO AND THAT HE PREPARES HIMSELF FOR THE NIGHT SHOW.

               DOGGO, THE GREAT STARTS HIS MISCHIEF AND I END THIS NOW ‘CAUSE HE HAS STARTED IT AGAIN AND I CAN NOT WRITE ANYMORE…!





                            AN EXPERIENCE BY - 🐾🐾🐾KUBER NAG🐾🐾🐾




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