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5 ANIMO-FRIENDS (POEMS ABOUT 5 OF MY BEST ANIMALS)🐘🦁🦒🦏🐻

 

CONFUSED WITH WHAT TO POST, I'VE DECIDED TO GO THE ZOO-Y WAY! IT'S ALL ABOUT ANIMALS, SOMETHING THAT I LOVE TALKING ABOUT! HERE ARE POEMS ABOUT 5 OF MY FAVOURITE WILD ANIMALS! 

    OFF WITH THE JUNGLE SAFARI NOW!!! - - -



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THOMPING WITH THE FEET SO BIG, 🦵🦵

AND FAT AND THICK AND SO SO STRONG! 💪💪

CUTE BUT SOMETIMES CAN BE WILD!

IT'S AN ELEPHANT! NOT A NECK SO LONG!🐘🐘


GREY, OR BROWN, OR SILVER RATHER,

FRUITS, SUGAR CANES, OR BANANAS THEY GATHER; 🍎🀑🍌

AND PUT IN THEIR MOUTH 👄WITH THE TRUNK THEY HAVE, 

THEY EAT THE BAMBOO AND THE CHAFF!!! 🍚


USED IN BATTLES ⚔ IN ANCIENT TIMES,👑

FOR THE PRIDE OF THE IVORY TUSKS!

THE ROYAL MAMMAL ANIMAL, 👱‍♂️👨‍🦰

NOW THEY DO NOT SEPERATE, FROM FRUITS, THE HUSK.


HATI, ELEPHANT, WHATEVER YOU CALL,

THEY CAN BE WHITE AS WELL,

AND THE OLD KINGLY ERA HAS BEEN BYGONES!

SO NOONE CAN BUY IT EXCEPT THE ZOO. AND, NOBODY CAN SELL.

                        ---MR. TRUMPET



ROAR! DID YOU HEAR THAT ONE? I BET YOU DID!

FOR A LION'S ROAR CAN BE HEARD BY EVERY MAN AND KID!

SO LOUD AND BRAVE THE MIGHTY LOOK!🦁

JUST LIKE THE ILLUSTRATIONS IN A BOOK! 📕

HE SLEEPS ALMOST 18 HOURS A DAY, 😴💤🛌

BUT WHEN HE WALKS, OTHER'S MAKE WAY, 🛣

AND SHOUT, "THE KING AND QUEEN ARE COMING"👑

THE ELEPHANTS TRUMPET AND THE BEES ARE HUMMING! 🐘🐝

WALKING WITH HIS PRIDE, HIS MANE,

HE BECOMES ANGRY, - HE BECOMES INSANE.

THIS IS YOUR CHANCE, GET AWAY

OR THIS WILL BE YOUR LAST DAY!

                          --- MR. RAAWWWWRRRRRR!!!



I CAN NOT SEE HIS HEAD. 🦒

HE'S SO SO TALL!📏

 I WONDER IF HE CAN HEAR ME,👂

IF I GIVE HIM A CALL!📞

NOW, GIRAFFES ARE CUTE, I LIKE THEM MUCH, 😇😊😋

BUT ONLY THEIR HEIGHT!

IT PREVENTS ME FROM GETTING WET,

BY THE LICK OF THE TONGUE👅 SO WHITE!


HE'S GOT SOME SPOTS,⦁⦁⦁ LOOK! 🦒🦒

AND A TAIL TOO SUCH HAIRY !! 

HIS EARS ARE COOL, AND SO ARE ITS EYES, 👂👂👀

THINKING OF HIS KICKS, Hmmm... GETTING A BIT TOO WEARY!

I HAVE NEVER HEARD THE CALL OF A GIRAFFE,

BUT HERE'S A QUICK GUESS!

"QUO! QUO!" SHALL BE THE CALL,

IF I'VE NOT MADE ANOTHER MESS!


EAT AS MUCH LEAVES AS YOU WANT,🍀🍃

I SAY THIS TO THE GIRAFFE,🦒

YOU TOO WISH HIM ' ' H A P P Y    M E A L S ! ' '

AND HE WILL LAUGH! 🤣

                        --- MR. LONGNECK


WATCH OUT! MR. RHINO IS ANGRY!🦏

HE CAN BLOW OUT EVERYTHING!

FROM CARS 🚙 TO TREES 🌳🌲🌴 TO HUMAN BEINGS,👨

WITH HIS HORN,😈🤘 HIS OWN BEE STING! 🐝🐝🐝


PLEASE STOP🛑 SNORTING MR RHINO, YOUR HORN

IS TOO DANGEROUS!

OR IS IT THAT YOU WANT SOME FOOD?

HERE, TAKE SOME TWIGS AND GRASS!


FATTY, STRONG, BIG, HUGE,

WHO WOULD SAY HE'S NOT SHORT TEMPERED?

ANGER HIM, DO WHATEVER YOU WANT,

AND THEN YOU'LL BE IN HOSPITAL, IF HE GETS A LITTLE ANGERED!🏥😷

                    --- MR. SNORTY DANGER




CUTE BIG SUPER STRONG 

THATS THE BEAR I WANT!🧸

A POLAR BEAR, FROM THE ARCTIC,🐻

THE HUNTERS: "IT DOES HAUNT!"


OF COURSE, ITS AS CUTE AS DANGEROUS

AND YOU WILL HAVE TO TAKE CARE

OR ELSE ONE WILL BE THE BREAKFAST OF   🍞🥖🥪

THE FATTY POLAR BEAR. 🐻


SO HEAVY ARE ITS PAWS!🐾

SO HEAVY IS ITS BODY!😨

DON'T GO NEAR THE WHITE ARCTIC-IAN 🧊

OR YOU'LL BE TOO SORRY! 😞😟

                                            ----- MR. WHITEST-FATTY



                                                                                      _________ KUBER NAG



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