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BACK WITH HONK! BUT THIS ONE SHOULD NEVER MISS! I BET THIS IS THE BEST MR. HONK STORY WRITTEN TILL NOW! THE MYSTERY OF THE SAPPHIRE RING - CAN HE FIND THE THE THIEF OF THE MISSING JEWEL? READ ON TO FIND OUT MORE!                           THE ADVENTURES OF ARNES HONK: THE MYSTERY OF THE                                                  STOLEN SAPPHIRE RING...   "TRRRRIIIINNNGGGG!!!! TRRRRIIIINNNGGGG!!!!" "THESE TELEPHONES NEVER LET ME EVEN WATCH THE TELEVISION PROPERLY! HOW MANY TIMES WILL I HAVE TO TELL THEM THAT I'M NOT GOING TO COME FOR THAT STUPID INTERVIEW!??!" MR. HONK BECAME IRRITATED AND ANGRY. HE TOLD NORTJE TO PICK UP THE PHONE AND HE DID SO. ON DOING SO, THE PERSON ON THE PHONE COULDN'T EVEN SPEAK WHEN SAMUEL TAYLOR NORTJE SPOKE UP, " DON'T TALK MAN. NO INTERVIEWS FOR MY FRIEND. " AND WAS ABOUT TO KEEP IT DOWN WHEN MR. DAWID LEWIS : COULD I PLEASE, OH SIR, DO NOT KEEP THE PHONE. I HAVE SOME IMPORTANT TALK WITH DETECTIVE HONK. I

                   GUESS THE THINNGGG!!! COME ON! LET'S HAVE SOME FUN WITH EMOJIS! LET'S PLAY A GAME! I'LL PRESENT SOME IMOJIS OR PICTURES AND YOU WILL HAVE TO TELL WHAT WORD THE 2 PICS COMBINE TO MAKE.  !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOTE: THIS EMO-POST IS BEST VIEWED ON A LAPTOP, DESKTOP OR A TAB OR MOBILE THAT'S HORIZONTALLY TILTED.   +                                                                                                                                                      + = BAT   MAN                                                                  FUN WITH EM 😊 JIS!                                                                              GUESS IT QUICK...! GUESS THE WORD : -  1 .                                                                                          +     2.                                                                             + 3.                                                                                 + 4.                 

  YESTERDAY, MY TEACHER GAVE ME A HOMEWORK TO WRITE A LETTER TO MY FRIEND TELLING HIM OR HER THAT A BICYCLE I HAD BORROWED FROM HIM HAS BEEN DAMAGED. YOU SHOULD APOLOGIZE TO HIM AND SHOULD DESCRIBE HOW IT HAD HAPPENED AND ABOUT THE PARTS DAMAGED. HERE'S WHAT I WROTE:                 !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!                                         A BICYCLE THAT WAS BROKEN                          A SINCERE LETTER TO A FRIEND DEAR DAKSH, I'M SORRY TO SAY, YOUR RED GOOD CYCLE  🚲 IS NO LONG TO STAY! I BORROWED IT FROM YOU, RIGHT? BUT APOLOGY FROM ME ! 😕😟😭 I COULDN'T KEEP IT AS SAFE AS IT WAS 'CAUSE IT BUMPED ON A TREE!🌳 A TRUCK CAME IN FRONT OF ME. 🚚 OH! SORRY, IT WAS A LORRY 🚛 AND I TURNED THE WAY WHICH LED TO A BANYAN , SO I AM REALLY SORRY! IT'S WHEEL AND ENGINE GOT DAMAGED 𐃏🛱 AND SO DID THE PEDELS, BUT IT WAS SO NICE AND NEW, IT SHOULD'VE GOT SOME MEDALS!!! 🏅🥇🥉🥈 I HOPE YOU WOULD ACCEPT MY REGRETS AND PARDON ME FOREVER! FOR BECAUSE OF ME, YOUR NEW GOOD

                                                          THE NEVER-ENDING                             20 QUESTIONS ________________________ 1. WHAT IS THE FULL NAME OF EOIN MORGAN?🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇬🇧 2. WHAT IS A BLUE WHALE'S HEART THE SAME SIZE AS? 🐋💝🐳 3. OF AN ELEPHANT, SQUIRREL AND A MOUSE, WHO RUNS THE FASTEST?🐘🐿🐭 4. WHERE WAS THE FIRST POTATO FOUND? 🥔 5. WHAT CAN COME FROM THERE TO HERE BY DISAPPEARING AND VICE-VERSA BY REAPPEARING? 😕 6. WHICH IS THE LARGEST GLOBE IN THE WORLD?🌎 7. WHICH ANIMAL LIVES THE LONGEST? 8. WHAT IS THE LATIN NAME FOR GOLD? 🟡 🟡 9. SINCE WHEN WAS VLADIMIR PUTIN THE PRESIDENT OF RUSSIA? 🇷🇺🇷🇺 10. WHICH IS THE ONLY ANIMAL IN THE WORLD ABLE TO LAUGH?😂😀😁 11. ON WHICH PERSON WAS THE CHARACTER DRACULA CREATED? 🧛‍♂️🧛‍♂️ 12. WHAT WAS WALT DISNEY'S FAVOURITE COLOR? 13. WHO IS THE PRESENT CAPTAIN OF THE IPL TEAM DELHI CAPITALS? (2021) 🏏🏏 14. WHERE DID DOMINO'S PIZZA HAVE ITS 1ST BRANCH? 🍕🍕 15. WHO WAS THE FOUN DER OF THE FRENC H RUL

HERE ARE SOME FUNNY JOKES. HOW'VER, NOT ALL OF THEM ARE CREATED BY ME. IN FACT, ONLY A FEW I MADE MYSELF LIKE Q3, Q4, Q21, ETC AND OTHERS ARE SELECTED FROM MANY WEBSITES AND SOME ARE MODIFIED FROM THE ORIGINALS. NOW, THAT DOESN'T MATTER, WHAT MATTERS IS THAT IT WILL CAUSE YOU TO LAUGH. IT'S FOR SURE! GO ON, AHEAD ARE THE 21 EXCITING JOKES. THEY WANT PEOPLE TO LAUGH AT THEM, DO THEM THE FAVOUR...! -                    👍 👍 👍                    THE 21 BURSTS OF LAUGHTER! Q1. What is the biggest lie in the entire universe? A. "I have read and agree to the Terms & Conditions." 🗎 Q2. Why did the PowerPoint Presentation cross the road? A. To get to the other slide. 🚙🚘🚗 Q3. Which of Santa's reindeer has the worst manners? A. RUDE-olph...! Q4: What do you call a lazy baby kangaroo? A: A pouch potato. 🦘 Q5: What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? A: "Dam!" 🐟 Q6: How did Ancient People say vegetarian? A: "Bad hunter!" 🧔 Q7: Most

  A DOGGO IS FULL OF TROUBLE ALWAYS, ...ALWAYS!!!!! AT LEAST, MY "LITTLE CUTE" SULTAN IS THE NAUGHTIEST AND MOST MISCHIEVOUS DOG, I CAN CONFIRM THAT. WHILE HE IS EATING I SHALL QUICKLY WRITE ABOUT HOW I FEEL WITH THAT PERSIAN RULER IN THE HOUSE DOING ALL KINDS OF NUISANCE! OR ELSE, WHEN HE IS DONE WITH HIS FOOD, HE WILL POUNCE ON ME, LICKING ME AND I'LL NOT BE ABLE TO WRITE ANYMORE. TIP: DO NOT MEET SULTAN. IF YOU WANT TO, IT IS AT YOUR OWN RISK. YOUR SANDALS WOULD BE SAFE, HE DOESN'T TOUCH THEM (((BUT MY PARROT, RANCHO DOES))) , BUT.... THER'S A BUT . HE LIKES HANDKERCHIEF MORE THAN ANYTHING IN THE WORLD.                  A DAY WITH A DOGGO 🐕🐕🐕🐕🐕🐕🐕🐕🐕 “GOOD MORNING, DADA!” THE SILLY 1-YEAR-9-MONTH-OLD DOGGY GREETS ME WITH   A WAGGING TAIL AND SOFT PAWS AND A LICKING TONGUE AND A SNIFFING NOSE WITH WHISKERS . HE GETS SO EXCITED TO GO TO THE TERRACE THAT HE FORGETS TO BRUSH HIS TEETH! SO, HE NEVER BRUSHES HIS TEETH, EXCEPT THURSDAY WHEN HIS “SIR” CO

 MR. HONK IS BACK WITH A NEW MYSTERY! MISTER ARNES HONK TRIES TO INVESTIGATE ABOUT SOME GOLD WORTH 450,00,078 STILLONS, THAT WENT MISSING FROM THE ROYAL TREASURY OF EMPEROR ERUNN COLBERT III OF SIRLANE.                                 THE ADVENTURES OF ARNES HONK: THE SECRET OF                                                             THE MISING GOLD “ 450,000,078 STILLONS HAVE BEEN STOLEN FROM THE ROYAL STILLONARY STORE! ” Mr. Arnes Honk read it out aloud to Nortje, “Hey Nortje! What do you think? It’s written in headlines!”                         💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💸💸💸💸💸💸💸💸🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑                “Are you telling that…” Nortje continued “…”, Mr. Honk interrupted, “Yes! For the last time, I’m taking the responsibility to look up for this case. Anyway, you know that this’s a royal case …!” Mr. Honk ordered a cup of tea from Nortje who was so surprised and overjoyed he could hardly breathe. Now, at evening, after his tea had finished he straight away walked awa