Writer's Wonder

Everyone knows that a stick obviously doesn't possess life but if it would, how would it feel when he lost a long time companion? A walking would have a lot of memories with an old man, but after his death, the walking cane would be alone! Imagining the feelings of a lonely walking stick, I write the poem —                                       THE  WALKING CANE AN OLD MAN CARRIED A STICK WHEREVER HE WENT AND THAT HELPED HIM TO WALK, AT REGULAR INTERVALS, THE LONELY MAN, WOULD WITH HIS WALKING STICK TALK, ALL THE ROADS, THE STREETS, THE PARKS, THE CITIES, THE EMPTY LANE, THE OLD MAN WOULD WALK AND WALK AND TALK WITH HIS ONLY WALKING CANE! HE TOLD HIS SON WHO WAS QUITE TOO MODERN, THIS BELONGS TO MY GRANDFATHER, HIS SON IGNORED THE STICK LIKE A GREY PEGION'S FEATHER. THE STICK WAS HIS ONLY FRIEND,  ACCOMPANYING HIM IN HIS OLD AGE, VERY LOVINGLY UNTIL ONE DAY, WHEN THE OLD MAN REACHED THE HEAVEN'S STAGE! EVERYONE SOBBED, WENT TO THE FUNERAL, ONE BROUGHT THE CANE TOO, BUT AFTE

  CONFUSED WITH WHAT TO POST, I'VE DECIDED TO GO THE ZOO-Y WAY! IT'S ALL ABOUT ANIMALS, SOMETHING THAT I LOVE TALKING ABOUT! HERE ARE POEMS ABOUT 5 OF MY FAVOURITE WILD ANIMALS!      OFF WITH THE JUNGLE SAFARI NOW!!! - - -                                                                      💖💖💖 THOMPING WITH THE FEET SO BIG , 🦵🦵 AND FAT AND THICK AND SO SO STRONG ! 💪💪 CUTE BUT SOMETIMES CAN BE WILD! IT'S AN ELEPHANT ! NOT A NECK SO LONG!🐘🐘 GREY , OR BROWN , OR SILVER RATHER, FRUITS , SUGAR CANES , OR BANANAS THEY GATHER; 🍎🀑🍌 AND PUT IN THEIR MOUTH  👄WITH THE TRUNK THEY HAVE,  THEY EAT THE BAMBOO AND THE CHAFF!!! 🍚 USED IN BATTLES  ⚔ IN ANCIENT TIMES,👑 FOR THE PRIDE OF THE IVORY TUSKS ! THE ROYAL MAMMAL ANIMAL , 👱‍♂️👨‍🦰 NOW THEY DO NOT SEPERATE, FROM FRUITS, THE HUSK. HATI , ELEPHANT , WHATEVER YOU CALL, THEY CAN BE WHITE AS WELL, AND THE OLD KINGLY ERA HAS BEEN BYGONES! SO NOONE CAN BUY IT EXCEPT THE ZOO. AND, NOBODY CAN SELL.                   

BACK WITH HONK! BUT THIS ONE SHOULD NEVER MISS! I BET THIS IS THE BEST MR. HONK STORY WRITTEN TILL NOW! THE MYSTERY OF THE SAPPHIRE RING - CAN HE FIND THE THE THIEF OF THE MISSING JEWEL? READ ON TO FIND OUT MORE!                           THE ADVENTURES OF ARNES HONK: THE MYSTERY OF THE                                                  STOLEN SAPPHIRE RING...   "TRRRRIIIINNNGGGG!!!! TRRRRIIIINNNGGGG!!!!" "THESE TELEPHONES NEVER LET ME EVEN WATCH THE TELEVISION PROPERLY! HOW MANY TIMES WILL I HAVE TO TELL THEM THAT I'M NOT GOING TO COME FOR THAT STUPID INTERVIEW!??!" MR. HONK BECAME IRRITATED AND ANGRY. HE TOLD NORTJE TO PICK UP THE PHONE AND HE DID SO. ON DOING SO, THE PERSON ON THE PHONE COULDN'T EVEN SPEAK WHEN SAMUEL TAYLOR NORTJE SPOKE UP, " DON'T TALK MAN. NO INTERVIEWS FOR MY FRIEND. " AND WAS ABOUT TO KEEP IT DOWN WHEN MR. DAWID LEWIS : COULD I PLEASE, OH SIR, DO NOT KEEP THE PHONE. I HAVE SOME IMPORTANT TALK WITH DETECTIVE HONK. I

                   GUESS THE THINNGGG!!! COME ON! LET'S HAVE SOME FUN WITH EMOJIS! LET'S PLAY A GAME! I'LL PRESENT SOME IMOJIS OR PICTURES AND YOU WILL HAVE TO TELL WHAT WORD THE 2 PICS COMBINE TO MAKE.  !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOTE: THIS EMO-POST IS BEST VIEWED ON A LAPTOP, DESKTOP OR A TAB OR MOBILE THAT'S HORIZONTALLY TILTED.   +                                                                                                                                                      + = BAT   MAN                                                                  FUN WITH EM 😊 JIS!                                                                              GUESS IT QUICK...! GUESS THE WORD : -  1 .                                                                                          +     2.                                                                             + 3.                                                                                 + 4.                 

  YESTERDAY, MY TEACHER GAVE ME A HOMEWORK TO WRITE A LETTER TO MY FRIEND TELLING HIM OR HER THAT A BICYCLE I HAD BORROWED FROM HIM HAS BEEN DAMAGED. YOU SHOULD APOLOGIZE TO HIM AND SHOULD DESCRIBE HOW IT HAD HAPPENED AND ABOUT THE PARTS DAMAGED. HERE'S WHAT I WROTE:                 !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!                                         A BICYCLE THAT WAS BROKEN                          A SINCERE LETTER TO A FRIEND DEAR DAKSH, I'M SORRY TO SAY, YOUR RED GOOD CYCLE  🚲 IS NO LONG TO STAY! I BORROWED IT FROM YOU, RIGHT? BUT APOLOGY FROM ME ! 😕😟😭 I COULDN'T KEEP IT AS SAFE AS IT WAS 'CAUSE IT BUMPED ON A TREE!🌳 A TRUCK CAME IN FRONT OF ME. 🚚 OH! SORRY, IT WAS A LORRY 🚛 AND I TURNED THE WAY WHICH LED TO A BANYAN , SO I AM REALLY SORRY! IT'S WHEEL AND ENGINE GOT DAMAGED 𐃏🛱 AND SO DID THE PEDELS, BUT IT WAS SO NICE AND NEW, IT SHOULD'VE GOT SOME MEDALS!!! 🏅🥇🥉🥈 I HOPE YOU WOULD ACCEPT MY REGRETS AND PARDON ME FOREVER! FOR BECAUSE OF ME, YOUR NEW GOOD

                                                          THE NEVER-ENDING                             20 QUESTIONS ________________________ 1. WHAT IS THE FULL NAME OF EOIN MORGAN?🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇬🇧 2. WHAT IS A BLUE WHALE'S HEART THE SAME SIZE AS? 🐋💝🐳 3. OF AN ELEPHANT, SQUIRREL AND A MOUSE, WHO RUNS THE FASTEST?🐘🐿🐭 4. WHERE WAS THE FIRST POTATO FOUND? 🥔 5. WHAT CAN COME FROM THERE TO HERE BY DISAPPEARING AND VICE-VERSA BY REAPPEARING? 😕 6. WHICH IS THE LARGEST GLOBE IN THE WORLD?🌎 7. WHICH ANIMAL LIVES THE LONGEST? 8. WHAT IS THE LATIN NAME FOR GOLD? 🟡 🟡 9. SINCE WHEN WAS VLADIMIR PUTIN THE PRESIDENT OF RUSSIA? 🇷🇺🇷🇺 10. WHICH IS THE ONLY ANIMAL IN THE WORLD ABLE TO LAUGH?😂😀😁 11. ON WHICH PERSON WAS THE CHARACTER DRACULA CREATED? 🧛‍♂️🧛‍♂️ 12. WHAT WAS WALT DISNEY'S FAVOURITE COLOR? 13. WHO IS THE PRESENT CAPTAIN OF THE IPL TEAM DELHI CAPITALS? (2021) 🏏🏏 14. WHERE DID DOMINO'S PIZZA HAVE ITS 1ST BRANCH? 🍕🍕 15. WHO WAS THE FOUN DER OF THE FRENC H RUL

HERE ARE SOME FUNNY JOKES. HOW'VER, NOT ALL OF THEM ARE CREATED BY ME. IN FACT, ONLY A FEW I MADE MYSELF LIKE Q3, Q4, Q21, ETC AND OTHERS ARE SELECTED FROM MANY WEBSITES AND SOME ARE MODIFIED FROM THE ORIGINALS. NOW, THAT DOESN'T MATTER, WHAT MATTERS IS THAT IT WILL CAUSE YOU TO LAUGH. IT'S FOR SURE! GO ON, AHEAD ARE THE 21 EXCITING JOKES. THEY WANT PEOPLE TO LAUGH AT THEM, DO THEM THE FAVOUR...! -                    👍 👍 👍                    THE 21 BURSTS OF LAUGHTER! Q1. What is the biggest lie in the entire universe? A. "I have read and agree to the Terms & Conditions." 🗎 Q2. Why did the PowerPoint Presentation cross the road? A. To get to the other slide. 🚙🚘🚗 Q3. Which of Santa's reindeer has the worst manners? A. RUDE-olph...! Q4: What do you call a lazy baby kangaroo? A: A pouch potato. 🦘 Q5: What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? A: "Dam!" 🐟 Q6: How did Ancient People say vegetarian? A: "Bad hunter!" 🧔 Q7: Most