Writer's Wonder

HONK IS HONKING THE HORN IN HIS CAR OF ADVENTURE! IN THIS, THERE'S A LOT OF DIGGING AND DIGGING AND DIGGING!!! AND FINDING AND DECODING AND FINALLY ARRESTING!!! THE 5TH BOOK OF MR. HONK, THE SIRLANESE DETECTIVE, HAS ARRIVED!                       MR. HONK : THE KIDNAPPER (FIFTH BOOK) MR. HONK WAS WALKING ALONG THE TAMPOLINER LANE ONE EVENING WITH SAMUEL NORTJE BY HIS SIDE WHEN HE SAW A DARK SHADOW UNDER THE STREET LIGHTS . HE WAS TRYING TO DO SOMETHING VERY SECRETLY AND WAS LOOKING HERE AND THERE TO MAKE SURE NO ONE WAS LOOKING .👀 LUCKILY HE DID NOT NOTICE MR. HONK AND NORTJE , IN THE DARKNESS , WATCHING HIM FROM A DISTANCE . THE MAN WAS DOING SOMETHING IN THE BUSHES  AND THEN HE STARTED TO BEND DOWN AND DIG THE SOIL .♠ THEN, HE PACKED UP HIS BAG🎒 AND PREPARED TO LEAVE . HONK FOLLOWED HIM TO SOUTH CROSS STREET WHERE SUDDENLY THE MAN DISAPPEARED IN THE DARKNESS .     ALL MR. HONK COULD HEAR 👂 WAS A SUDDEN SHRIEK OF PAIN AND THEN WHEN HE RAN TO THE SPOT WITH HIS R

                                                             MRS. PUSSY NOW, HERE, MRS. PUSSY, TELL ME - WHY DO YOU SCRATCH?🐱 WHY DO YOU GET ANGRY👿 IF THERE'S A LI'L THOUGHT MISMATCH ? WHY DO YOU GIVE OUT A PURR , A MEOW , A CRY ? IS IT BECAUSE YOU ARE SAD THAT YOU CAN NOT FLY ?🐤🐥 WHY DO YOU , MRS. PUSSY, DEVOUR THE TINY RATS ?◽ WHY DO YOU, IN FANTASY BOOKS ,📕 OFTEN WEAR HATS ?🎩 WHAT IS THE REASON BEHIND YOUR LOVE FOR MILK 🍼🥛 AND FISH ?🐠🐟 AND THE TASTY SOUP IN YOUR MUMMY'S YELLOW DISH ? 🟡 NOW WHY DO YOU, MRS. PUSSY , HAVE TEMPER ISSUES WITH RATS ?🐀 WHEN YOU YOURSELF BELONG TO THE TRIBE OF PERSIAN CATS ? WHY DO THE EGYPTIANS CONSIDER YOU PUSSIES CLOSE TO GOD?🇪🇬☀️ WHY DO YOU PUSSIES ACT SO VERY ODD? WHY DO YOU LI'L CATS GIVE DIFFERENT POSES IN FRONT OF THE CAM?📷📷 MRS. PUSSY: - NOW, WHAT TO DO? THAT'S HOW I AM!                                       Interview by: Kuber Nag; Job: Rat Chasing; Hired: No

Just wait for it.....                            HALF - CENTURY!!!!! RAISE YOUR BAT, AND DO APPLAUSE, 🏏👏 YES, YES, I DO HAVE CAUSE... CAN YOU GUESS WHAT'S THE MATTER? NO, IT ISN'T A BOWLER OR A BATTER, BUT, A HALF-CENTURY FOR ''WRITER'S WONDER''! --- 50 POSTS UP AT LAST; AND SURELY WILL COME MANY MORE, THAT I PROMISE WILL NEVER EVER MAKE SOMEONE BORE!! SIRLISH STORIES WILL COME BACK, AND SO WILL CYBERTRON,🌌🌎 'CAUSE ALL KNOW THAT IT HAS AGAIN BEEN REBORN!! MR. HONK, THE DETECTIVE - NO REST FOR HIM TOO, HE SUSPECTS EVERYTHING; EVEN A COW'S ''MOO''!! 🐄🐮 COTTLE REFDART? SORRY, HE DIED AND WOULD NEVER COME BACK. BUT THE MIGHTY SIRLISH MONARCHY WILL SOON COME BACK TO TRACK!!👑 NOW CAN THIS BATSMAN CONVERT TO A BIG SCORE, HIS START? CAN HE GET TO HIS CENTURY WITHOUT COTTLE REFDART???   A HALF CENTURY IS AN EXTREMELY SMALL SCORE IN A TEST MATCH. HE, AS AN OPENER, WOULD LIKE TO STAY NOT OUT AS LONG AS POSSIBLE AND HIT AS MANY RUNS AS PO

                                                    4 SLICES OF DOMINO'S Have you something delicious 😋 for breakfast , snacks or dinner ? Something crunchy , munchy , cheesy , yummy ? That's the only winner! No ? So bad! Cause I was hoping for the smell of a tasty pizza slice 🍕 So so double triple cheese , that out come the mice !! 🐁🐭 Crunchy crust below, the sauce , the toppings above that,🍝 The black olives , tomato ,🍅 mushrooms 🍄 , capsicums , chilli-flakes ,🌶️   veggies are never bad!!! My favourite - Farmhouse is nice and creamy inside-out;😅😍😋 But non-veg pizzas if offered to me, I know not what's being spoken about ...😒😒 WOW! With Pepsi or Thumbs Up , and seasoning , oregano , Amazing as you bite off the delicious baked dough ! For Pizzas , nothing else except Dom ino's . Long live Pepperoni slice for all the foodie fellows!! Now what next... Finish it! I'll please not write more. Can't wait for my slice, too hungry !! It'

  Ah! Finally, a blog!! For so many days this naughty computer was doing a lot of mischief and at last a well-trained and a good machine... So let me resume Writer's Wonder with a very interesting Sirlane documentary–                                                 THE FIRST MAN ON WILLTRON                                                                 A post by a Sirlish scientific researcher -                                                                                 Quinton Rostoffer. Millions of galactic years and generations ago, due to the combination of gases and celestial materials, the planet of Willtron was formed. Thousands of years later when the new-born planet cooled down, it was again invaded by asteroids and meteoroids for eons. These meteoroids contained small amounts of water which accumulated on the surface of the planet causing the formation of huge oceans over time. Another two galactic years later, the first form of life, Clauftrophrost (a kind of under

                                              I HOW ONE CAN IDENTIFY SULLU!  THE SOFT     BROWN VELVETTY FUR, 🐕 THE UNBELIEVABLE BAD ODOUR, 😖 THE FAT AND CUTE BODY TOO, 😊 DONT ASK ME IT IS "WHO???" ❓❔❓😧😵 IT'S SULTAN, THE GREATEST  OF  DOGS , 👑👑🐶🐶 HE DOESN'T EAT SHOES 👞 HE DOESN'T PULL SOCKS,  🧦 SULLU, THE ADMIRABLE SHORT NAME , 👏👏  ACQUIRES A LOT OF FAME! 🙌 JUST CUDDLE HIM AND UNDERSTAND , 😻 THE SOFTY FUR AS GOLDEN AS SAND , ⏳ BUT MOST OF ALL, THE BEAUTIFUL EYES, 👀 THE BROWN GENTLE BALLS OF HIS EYES , 👁👁 THE FAN-LIKE TAIL ,🌬 THE FLAPPY EARS,👂👂 HE ALWAYS LAUGHS, 😃😄😁 HE NEVER SHEDS TEARS.😭😢 THE BELLY RUBS , CAN BE SO SWEET ,💕💌🥰💓💝 SURPRISINGLY, HE DOESN'T LIKE TO EAT, HOW JOYFUL MY SULLU IS!😂😃 THE SWEET BLACK NOSE OF HIS!⚫👃                                                            FROM EMPEROR SULTAN IV's ELDER BROTHER,                                                                                         

Okay, let's keep it simple. We'll not talk about something in particular but the whole Sirlane at a quick glance! Let us see how much you know about this wonderful country created by me! The official SIRLANESE Flag - Sirlish Purple-Gold-Red Right! Have you learnt about Sirlane? The country one can reach by any train,  The large country, the first of all, With war-less monarchy! To prevent political downfall!! The country with a numerous trees. 🌳🌳 Surrounded by 18 seas! 🌊🌊🌊 Has a total of 58 states, but no rivalry, no city gates. King Joseph Arthur, Queen Catherine Dale, 👑👸🤴 Together rule and never fail. Good with sports, no doubt about that, With ball, with bat, with stick, with bat! ⚽🏏🏑🎾 The Royal Crown, the Royal Sceptre, Are symbols of absolute power. So nice to see their coat of arms, The military, their tidy garms. River Blake (Rift valley: Mostorn Gulf) River Blake, the longest river, Lake Wowbe, largest lake, National flower - the Tulip, And national snack - c

                                                    The Kingdom of Books                                                                        📗📘📕📙📚🕮📖 There once was a kingdom, The Kingdom of the Books , Where books were people , pens were pets   And paper planes were rooks !  Most knowledgeable  🎓 of them all  Was Thesaurus English Dictionary , whom all called Dic , Their only Prime Minister was always too sick .🤒 🌡 💉💊 He said he had bookworms In his    i n t e s t i n e , That's why his stomach was Never too fine! There obviously was a King - King Robin Hood III  👑 And the Queen there was Queen Flipbook the I Every single child there was first  An adventure book , Then changed into - it matters! What they want to be - a cook ?👩‍🍳👨‍🍳🍴🍽 Still all at school they're taught to be good  Dictionaries  --------- And then they had to choose a stream  Scientists, engineers, libraries ? (Yes they're capable to become libraries) To be a scientist they have to

                                                                GHOSTS 👻👻 LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT GHOSTS ,👻 THE HORROR MOVIES AND STORIES' HOSTS , OFTEN INVISIBLE , OFTEN CAN BE SEEN , ONE IS TOO OLD ,👴 ANOTHER A TEEN , THEY ONLY SCARE YOU, THEY DO NOT EAT ,🍔🍖🥓🧆 ALTHOUGH THEY SAY, "HUNGRY..FOR..MEAT!"🍗🥩 THEY AREN'T ZOMBIES , THEY'RE REALLY FAST! THEY'RE IN THE ROOM, NEXT MOMENT: ON A SHIP'S MAST !🚢🔱⚓🛳 YOU DON'T DISTURB THEM, THE WON'T SCARE YOU,🚫 YOU DO DISTURB, THEY CAN LET YOU KNOW BETTER TOO! THEY NEED AN APARTMENT, "THE HAUNTED HOUSE" . THERE THEY'LL CHASE YOU, AS A CAT  😸CHASES A MOUSE🐭 ! GOOD THAT THEY'RE ALREADY DEAD , OR ELSE HOW WOULD THEY SEPERATE THEIR BODY FROM THE HEAD ?👨‍🦲 OH! WITH THAT COMES THE GHOST AT NIGHT! SWITCHING OFF ALL THE WHITE TUBE LIGHTS! LAUGHING AND SCREAMING , "HUNGRY FOR MEAT"😂😱 I SAY, "COME ON, PLEASE HAVE A SEAT!" NO, I'M NOT SO BRAVE💪  AS A LIO

MR. HONK IS BACK! WITH AN EXCITING NEW STORY!!! AFTER THE SAPPHIRE RING, IT'S THE EMERALD STONE THAT THE DETECTIVE IS AFTER! SO, WEAR YOUR SEATBELTS AND READ THIS AMAZING THRILLING ADVENTURE OF ARNES HONK TO FIND THE EMERALD  AND THE MURDERER OF ITS ORIGINAL OWNER. ---                                              MR. HONK - THE STOLEN EMERALD!!!!       "MYSELF, MR. OLIVER SMITH! AND SHE - ISABELLA CHRISTIANA SMITH." MR. SMITH STARTED AFTER TEA AT THE WONDERFUL RED VELVET CENTRETABLE IN MR. HONK'S HOUSE. NORTJE WAS BESIDE MR. HONK, SEEMING VERY ATTENTIVE AS USUAL WHILE HONK HIMSELF WAS LOOKING AT SOMETHING ELSE BUT HEARING MORE ATTENTIVELY THAT THE 16-YEAR OLD YOUNGSTER. "CONTINUE, PLEASE!" HE SAID.      O. SMITH: "SIR, THANK YOU, IT'S A MURDER CASE. THE VICTIM'S MY NEIGHBOUR, LATE MR. TOMLISON. HIS FULL NAME IS WASHINGTON BANTDOR TOMLISON AND HE WAS ONE OF THE BEST JEWELLERS IN OUR NEIGHBOURHOOD. HE WAS VERY HONEST AND COULD NOT TOLERATE OTHER

So, my exams are on but still I'm upto matches. Cricket and Football! Slowly I'm also starting to like tennis! However, here are some emojis and two-three pictures. You've got to guess the names of the players these tricky emos make! I tried to make them as difficult as I could. Ai Hoi, Captain!! Yo — One thing me wanna' tell ya'! "Now,   CAN YOU GUESS IT? PLAYER NAME GUESS CHALLENGE FROM MY SIDE" ----  1.  + 🏆 🏆 🏆 🏆 🏆 2. 🌆 🌆 🌆+  + 🚙 🚙 🚙 +✅ ✅ ✅ 3. 👀👀👀+ AAAHH!!!+ MOD E+💰💰💰 4. 🦁🦁+L+    + E 5.  ISH + 🐜 + SHHHHH!!! 🔇+ 💪+ AAAH!!! 6. 🚣🚣🚣+👊 + 😶🔕🔇 +  💪+ A 7. + ABH + 🩳 🩳 🩳 🩳 🩳 8.  + T +  9. 🌪️🌀 10. ----- K +   + 🐍 ANSWERS: - 1. ASH + WIN = ASHWIN = RAVICHANDRAN ASHWIN (IND. CRICKETER) 2. DIN + ASH + CAR + TICK = DINESH KARTIK (RET. IND. CRICKETER) 3. LOOK + A + MOD + RICH = LUCA MODRICH (CROATIA FOOTBALLER) 4. LION + L + MESS + E = LIONEL MESSI (ARGENTINE FOOTBALLER) 5. ISH + ANT + SHHHHH!!!! + ARM + AAHH!! = ISHANT SHARMA (IND

  YOU SEE A VARIETY OF THINGS IN DAILY LIFE BUT OFTEN DO NOT ACTUALLY KNOW THE USE OF! FR EXAMPLE, RIDGES ON A COIN, THE TOP CARVINGS OF A TOOTHPICK, BRUSHES AT THE SIDES OF THE ESCALATORS, ETC. ETC. THERE ARE THOUSANDS OF THINGS, BUT TODAY, I'LL TELL YOU ABOUT THE TOP INVENTIONS OF MANKIND, PEOPLE DO NOT KNOW THE USE OF! SO, HERE YOU GO - THESE ARE THE       TOP 8 EVERYDAY THINGS YOU DON'T KNOW THE USE OF: 1. HOLE ON THE TIN CAP OF A CAN.   THEY ARE THERE SO THAT AFTER OPENNING THE CAN YOU CAN EASILY PUT A STRAW THROUGH IT. LIKE THIS, THE STRAW WILL NOT MOVE OUT OF SPACE AND... THE SPILLED COLA MAY NOT MESS UP WITH YOUR NICE BLUE SHIRT!  2. MARGIN LINES. MARGIN LINES WERE ORIGINALLY MADE IN CHINA. BACK THEN, RODENTS USED TO NIBBLE OFF THE EDGES OF THE SHEET OF PAPER. SO, THE CHINESE STARTED TO DRAW MARGIN LINES SO THAT PEOPLE STARTED WRITING THEIR IMPORTANT WHATEVERS AFTER THE MARGINS. HENCE, NO INFORMATION FROM THEN ON WAS LOST TO THE RATS! THEY'RE NOT THERE FOR CHEMISTRY